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3 old men
Three elderly men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The 75 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to tinkle."
The 85 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM." The 95 year old says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I flop like a cow." "So what's your problem?" ask the others. "I don't wake up until nine. |
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