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Ladybbird · 10-05-11, 01:13

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"

The guy replies, "I'm Peter Pilot, retired Delta Airlines Pilot from Miami." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom."
The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the last 43 years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "that man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood.? How can this be?"
"Up here - - we work by results," says Saint Peter, "while you preached - - people slept; while he flew - - people prayed.
END

Brilliant!

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spanishguy · 10-05-11, 10:06

Glad he's gotten his "wings" so I don't have to fly on his plane.....

Ladybbird · 30-05-11, 18:52

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Originally Posted by spanishguy

Glad he's gotten his "wings" so I don't have to fly on his plane.....

Tooooooooo funny

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Ladybbird Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 50,243 Thanks: 28,714 Thanked 14,428 Times in 10,234 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 8	Pilots are Worth More Than Priests A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Peter Pilot, retired Delta Airlines Pilot from Miami." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom." The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff. Next it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the last 43 years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom." "Just a minute," says the minister. "that man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood.? How can this be?" "Up here - - we work by results," says Saint Peter, "while you preached - - people slept; while he flew - - people prayed. END Brilliant! . __________________ *6000 PLUS* Cases-He's LOST ALL Heard So Far: TRUMPs Onslaught of Lawyers are 'Hitting a Wall' -Judges & Cases Lining Up Against TRUMP France To Ask For Statue of Liberty Back -No Longer Fits 'Freedom' Under TRUMP.. AND Starmers REVOLTING Betrayal of Britain Will NEVER Be Forgiven TRUMPs' REVENGE -Clear & Present Danger -People Who Worship at The Altar of Trump Will KNEEL, NOT STAND Up to Him PLEASE Click DONATE & Thanks to ALL Members of ...** 1..

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spanishguy Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Previously Liverpool Now Torrox Spain Posts: 45 Thanks: 10 Thanked 33 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Pilots are Worth More Than Priests Glad he's gotten his "wings" so I don't have to fly on his plane.....

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