oscar

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 86). and still very quick witted!

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
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The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,

orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .....

"I got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you are my kid."

Ladybbird

What Can I say oscar? and so was that joke

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