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Weekend Americans LOUD GAWDY 'Elite' Descended & Destroyed Dignity/Peaceful Charm of Two Tiny British Villages

'Lipstick on Pigs' -Trump And Billionaire Bride Brought Motorcades, Snipers & American Circus to Rural Britain Much to Locals Dismay

The Telegraph 28 JUL 2025







Golfers have to pay Trump GB 100,000 to join,,, AND have to dig deep into their pockets to pay GB 1,000 in order to play the full 18 holes, which is GB 55 per hole.


The peaceful charm of the Cotswolds contrasts with Turnberrys heavily OVER-GUARDED golf resort as two very different American gatherings take over rural peaceful Britain




The way it was

The Secret Service might want to consider opening an outpost in Britain. There is enough of them here.....


Trumps Golf Game UNRAVELS at Turnberry as He Cheats as USUAL



Trump struggles playing golf so he has to cheat




Trump receiving help from a caddie on the course went viral

Trumps Caddy Will Put You in a Chokehold If You Criticize His Boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKQi0tFDF6c




This weekend, in villages at opposite ends of the country, each with populations usually hovering around 200, security may briefly outnumber residents. The Americans are here and just as they tend to steer clear of each other on the campaign trail.

Republicans carving a crimson path through Utah while Democrats stoke the home fires in Oregon, the Left and Right will be kept apart by 400 miles and the M6.

In Ayrshire, Trump has descended on Turnberry, the small village stained by his golf empire.


For five days, the Firth of Clyde will become a kind of Maga encampment. An estimated 5,000 officers are expected to be on the streets, with road checkpoints, airspace restrictions reportedly in place and Secret Service sniper positions erected....

AND where, oh WHERE will Trumps Turnberry find Scots that can afford to pay his ridiculously HUGE charge of GB1000/$1500 per round of golf...which may result in him bringing in some of billionare cronies in their private jets to play




Last time paranoid Trump was here, he never paid anything towards the HUGE cost of the ENORMOUS amount of officers he demanded and refused to pay for their food and drinks...




Turnberry Lighthouse on the Ayrshire coastline,, Trumps arrival turns quiet Turnberry into a Maga fortress, with thousands of officers, sniper teams and protesters flooding Ayrshire.


For most of the country, neither event is likely to prompt more than a collective eye roll. But for the local people whose weekends are about to be disrupted, an American invasion whether of the Leftie or Maga variety is quite another matter.





The convicted FELON, who would-be KING, is also set to open a new golf course in Menie, named after his Scottish mother, Mary Anne MacLeod






A kind of uprising has been trailed, with Scots determined to take to the streets to show their distaste.



Meanwhile, in the Cotswolds Great Tew to be precise the noisy liberal elite have come to town, bringing with them tech heiresses and rock heiresses. Even Kamala Harris, the former vice president, is tipped to join them.

Eve Jobs, the youngest daughter of the Apple founder, is marrying British equestrian Harry Charles. And where does the daughter of an American billionaire get married in 2025, particularly when shes marrying a nice boy from Hampshire..... Within striking distance of Soho Farmhouse, of course.
























AMERICANS made many changes to try to make it suitable for a 'SOCIETY' wedding, which angered the locals

In the beautiful Cotswolds, people are not sympathetic. Their patience with American interlopers is running thin.


On Thursday morning in Great Tew, the lane running past the Norman church and down into the village is lined with Range Rovers and big black minibuses with tinted glass. The church itself is packed with vehicles too. You could be forgiven for thinking a large film crew was in town, perhaps shooting a new Richard Curtis romantic comedy.

But NO, the bride, her mother Laurene Powell Jobs, her fiance, a Californian wedding planner, various members of the wedding party, staff and a hefty American security detail have just swept inside for a rehearsal.

Shes just arrived and gone into the church, says one resident, who asked not to be named. He has lived across the road from the HISTORICAL gates of St Michael and All Angels -now BOARDED up with tall screens to block out prying eyes for 30 years.

It means hes been here since before Soho Farmhouse, before the upmarket Daylesford farm shop came to town, before arrogant Ellen DeGeneres began buying and selling ?22.5MIL properties.
People here have long been accustomed to Londoners identifiable, apparently, by their habit of turning up in crisp white linen, hopelessly unsuited to the muddy country lanes who stroll through the village on brief excursions outside the Soho Farmhouse compound. Fast cars and American accents are now ten a penny too.

But this level of fuss and security is out of the ordinary, he says. He wouldnt mind so much, but he does object to them overhauling the HISTORICAL church.


Eve Jobs, youngest daughter of Steve Jobs, is set to marry British showjumper Harry Charles in the Cotswolds

This week, Mail Online reported that workmen have been traipsing in ?15,000 Persian rugs, lighting rigs, leather chairs and giant polystyrene balls to be covered with flowers. YUKEEE





They should have left the church as it was, he says. But they're ARROGANT Americans with NO dignified taste, and they'll do what they want to do as usual, I suppose


It has been billed as the 'society' wedding of the summer. A redefining of what one constitutes 'society', you might argue, the groom is a sportsman, son of Olympic equestrian Peter Charles, who was part of the team that won Britains first team jumping gold in 60 years at London 2012, the bride is a model, with false hair and nails no doubt....and NEITHER holds a title.

Still, the guest list is as glitzy as you'd expect. In fact, these days it could easily try to COPY the guest list of a minor royal wedding....or even a major one - the Duchess of Sussex had her hen do at Soho Farmhouse, lets not forget

Soho Farmhouse and nearby luxury venues have become the backdrop for lavish events that some locals say have drained the Cotswolds of its authentic charm

The wedding, with its reception at the exclusive Oxfordshire hotel Estelle Manor, is rumoured to be costing several million. And only a proportion of that will be Eltons bill. Yes, in true modern ROYAL wedding style, Sir Elton John is said to be performing.

At Quince and Clover, the village cafe, people are bracing for a weekend of helicopters flying back and forth overhead.

It does get tiresome, says Chris Tacey-Green, 30, an investment banker..It really takes away the authenticity and historal value of the Cotswolds, she adds, feeling they are all chasing Daylesford-esque perfection. But they have no respect, nor sufficient good manners to behave in the way REAL royalty would...





Ah well, they are Americans after all, BUT there are many good Americans that DO value and have respect for their historical surroundings....sadly this lot DONT


In a few days, the Cotswolds is set to trade one lot of Americans for another. The Vances are coming to town for their summer holiday with all their entourage, and with that, the protesters railing against Trump in Ayrshire this weekend will presumably turn their attention to Oxfordshire.....

GAWD HELP us all...WHEN will it end?? - when they take over GREENLAND....