re: Irish Humour (Joke of the Day- Grinn an Lae)
The teacher was explaining the different sizes of whales to her seven year olds, when little Sean raised his hand. "Yes, Sean?" "Teacher! Jonah was swallowed by a whale." "I don't think so Sean, a whale doesn't have a mouth big enough to swallow a man.""Yes, they do, my bible says so. Jonah was swallowed by a whale." "Sorry Sean I just cannot believe that."
"Well, when I go to heaven, I'll ask Jonah." The teacher replied with a smug grin. "What if Jonah isn't in heaven Sean?" Sean hesitated for a moment then answered. "Then you can ask him."
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