Who is The Best Lover and Chef - Funny Signs
WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are American, The Mechanics are French, The Lovers are Swiss and It's all organized by the Italians. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Welcome to Utah Set your watch back 20 years. In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. The statement below is true. The statement above is false. I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other. I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect. KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Dyslexics Have More Nuf. In Memorium With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE Sometimes I even put it in the food. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine, "Fred". money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. I am having an out-of-money experience. Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things. Corduroy pillows are making headlines! I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. I FOUND JESUS! He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana For those of us with a weird sense of humor.... you know who you/we are! Nice to know you're not alone. |
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nice ..
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Re: Who is The Best Lover and Chef - Funny Signs
Some Great ones there Ladybird :D
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Re: Who is The Best Lover and Chef - Funny Signs
Brilliant, its the way you tell Žem.:)
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