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photostill 16-08-12 17:23
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/spP5P.jpg

photostill 17-08-12 16:43
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/wdOx2.jpg

Hmmm, who's this? Let's see...mudder truck, rifle, pickin' musical instrument, drunk with no clothes on...


Why yes...It's our superhero...Redneck Man!

Ladybbird 18-08-12 19:35
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by photostill (Post 288012)
http://i.imgur.com/wdOx2.jpg

Hmmm, who's this? Let's see...mudder truck, rifle, pickin' musical instrument, drunk with no clothes on...


Why yes...It's our superhero...Redneck Man!
Are you sure its a man??? he/it has quite biggest wotsits :laff:

Ladybbird 18-08-12 19:37
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by oscar (Post 287674)
Yup, I are one...lol
Hey oscar, so great to see you posting again, I do hope you are doing well my dear friend xx :thumb:

photostill 19-08-12 16:38
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/AjR4I.jpg

photostill 20-08-12 17:03
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/xfrZ0.jpg

Crippled Air Conditioner?

Ladybbird 20-08-12 21:42
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by photostill (Post 288817)
http://i.imgur.com/xfrZ0.jpg

Crippled Air Conditioner?
Actually it looks a bit like mine, better even....mine is tied up with rope.... :laff:

photostill 21-08-12 15:26
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/5NI95.jpg

photostill 22-08-12 17:32
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/yhsA1.jpg

photostill 23-08-12 18:28
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/OWJQd.jpg

photostill 24-08-12 14:55
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http://i.imgur.com/B7Goo.png




http://i.imgur.com/wiT4y.jpg

photostill 25-08-12 16:16
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/eLwFr.jpg

The photoshopped Robert E. Lee.

Dearest Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where
we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles
of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because
the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when
they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen
them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time
for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off
and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because
it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like
your brother.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull
him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned
for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom

photostill 26-08-12 15:41
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/joT9F.jpg

I look at this and remember some saying about the 5 P's that needed practicing here.

Ladybbird 26-08-12 18:54
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by photostill (Post 290616)
http://i.imgur.com/eLwFr.jpg

The photoshopped Robert E. Lee.

Dearest Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where
we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles
of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because
the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when
they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen
them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time
for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off
and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because
it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like
your brother.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull
him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned
for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
Now that is the best one yet!

Thanks PS

photostill 27-08-12 15:22
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/bmhHF.jpg

Rednecks will make a mudder outta anything.

photostill 28-08-12 16:02
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/l0dos.png

photostill 29-08-12 17:28
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http://i.imgur.com/vuX5E.jpg

Capt'n, she'll nay stay together if we can't give er more air.

photostill 30-08-12 09:47
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/xT6UD.jpg

Who else would want to use it?

photostill 31-08-12 17:31
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://www.foopics.com/showfull/cf5f...c14b3f11ff831b

Always wanted a cat house...
er... maybe that came out wrong.

photostill 01-09-12 15:38
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/Bzc2E.jpg

Nope, ain't wore out yet.

photostill 02-09-12 13:55
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/yVYmK.jpg

Ladybbird 02-09-12 20:14
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by photostill (Post 292971)
http://i.imgur.com/xT6UD.jpg

Who else would want to use it?
They prob need the handlebars to keep themselves upright, after they have had a few beers....:crackup:

photostill 03-09-12 08:35
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/grInA.jpg

photostill 04-09-12 17:31
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http://www.foopics.com/showfull/dff8...823a591a064cc3

Redneck beauty pageant contestant

Ladybbird 05-09-12 03:16
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by photostill (Post 294596)

oooooo is that your new girlfriend then? :rofl:

photostill 05-09-12 03:24
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Nope, I tend to think that is one of them thar exhibitionists (or may extortionist as in pay me to go away) they talk about.

oscar 05-09-12 12:02
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Looks like my neighbor

photostill 05-09-12 18:19
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http://i.imgur.com/dqA4h.png

photostill 06-09-12 18:40
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Redneck wedding announcement


http://i.imgur.com/DwFZa.jpg

photostill 07-09-12 12:38
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http://i.imgur.com/V8YdG.png

FreaknDavid 08-09-12 01:05
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/ima...t_training.jpg

photostill 08-09-12 05:18
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/mudIE.jpg

FreaknDavid 09-09-12 15:57
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Redneck Flat Screen TV :

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/ima...atscreen_1.jpg http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/ima...atscreen_2.jpg

photostill 09-09-12 16:19
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://i.imgur.com/eG3yn.gif

oscar 09-09-12 18:01
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Now that's smart cookin!

FreaknDavid 10-09-12 04:32
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/ima..._hot_water.jpg

Ladybbird 10-09-12 08:26
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FreaknDavid (Post 296232)
Now that cracked me up Freak, how & where do you find them??? :crackup:

FreaknDavid 10-09-12 10:41
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Redneck Bar Stool:

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/ima...k_barstool.jpg

photostill 10-09-12 22:42
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http://i.imgur.com/rq71w.png

For those that find this as difficult to read as I did, I took the time to fetch up what it said through a photoeditor.

Sex Test For Rednecks

A menstrual cycle has three wheels
Asphalt describes rectal problems
A G string is part of a fiddle
Semen is a term for sailors
Testicles are found on an Octopus
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit
Masturbate is used to catch large fish
Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke
A condom is a large apartment complex
An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry
An erection is when Japanese people vote

FreaknDavid 10-09-12 22:49
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/ima...dneck_limo.jpg

Wow--What a Limo. :crap:

photostill 11-09-12 01:30
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http://i.imgur.com/0upLI.png

photostill 11-09-12 20:31
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Mobile computing Redneck Style

http://i.imgur.com/tkKYt.jpg

photostill 13-09-12 02:40
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http://i.imgur.com/APFfW.jpg

photostill 13-09-12 19:04
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http://i.imgur.com/I0FDJ.png

photostill 15-09-12 22:22
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Left my good sunglasses at home...errr...yah, that's it.

http://i.imgur.com/Ig5rI.png

Ladybbird 15-09-12 23:19
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FreaknDavid (Post 296294)
Yeah and the transport to get him there.. :laff:

oscar 16-09-12 00:49
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Ha, that's how I get around at home...lol

Ladybbird 16-09-12 01:16
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by oscar (Post 297379)
Ha, that's how I get around at home...lol

Gee oscar you sure are dragging your headache out, you mean you are still not walking yet??? :sto:

I am going backwards.... short term memory is failing.

How are you doing my dear friend? you and I are miracles for sure. :)

oscar 16-09-12 01:21
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
uh, I had more than just a headache...lol...I am walking with a cane & that's something I was not supposed to do again...lol

Ladybbird 16-09-12 01:29
Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by oscar (Post 297385)
uh, I had more than just a headache...lol...I am walking with a cane & that's something I was not supposed to do again...lol
I know what your "headache" was, I had the same remember. As I said I am going backwards, some days I cannot walk too well. But you seem to be getting better in leaps and bounds :thumb:


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