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EagleOne 19-07-11 22:58

The worst age
 





Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."


"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"


"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."


"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.


"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."


"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" asked the 70 yer-old.


"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."


Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"


"I don't wake up until 7:00"


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