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Ladybbird 16-07-11 20:08

Irish Medical Dictionary LOL
 
Irish Medical Dictionary

The Irish have the lowest stress rate
Because they do not take medical terminology seriously
You are going to die anyway, so live life



Irish Medical Terms



Irish Definitions

Artery

The study of paintings


Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria


Barium

What doctors do when patients die


Benign

What you be, after you be eight


Caesarean Section

A neighbourhood in Rome


Cat scan

Searching for Kitty


Cauterize

Made eye contact with her


Colic

A sheep dog


Coma

A punctuation mark


Dilate

To live long


Enema

Not a friend


Fester

Quicker than someone else


Fibula

A small lie


Impotent

Distinguished, well known


Labour Pain

Getting hurt at work


Medical Staff

A Doctor's cane


Morbid

A higher offer


Nitrates

Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days


Node

I knew it


Outpatient

A person who has fainted


Pelvis

Second cousin to Elvis


Post Operative

A letter carrier


Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery


Rectum

Nearly killed him


Secretion

Hiding something


Seizure

Roman Emperor


Tablet

A small table


Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport


Tumour

One plus one more


Urine

Opposite of you're out




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