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If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

~Jay Leno~

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

~Henry Cate, VII~


We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office

~Aesop~

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.

~Will Rogers~


Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

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Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

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Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

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I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.

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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

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I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle~


Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

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