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Old 29-01-16, 00:42   #1
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Default Dr. Geezer's Clinic

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical
clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment
for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans
about medicine, thought this would

be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please
help me ??"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr.
Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be
$500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to
recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the
patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.

That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after
several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "
Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!

You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can
outsmart an "old Geezer"*

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first
place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.
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Missed you & your great jokes oscar. Please post more and keep this section updated..

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Thanks, I will do the best that I can, & it's great to be back!
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