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Old 11-07-11, 21:45   #1
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Default Male OR Female

Ever wondered the gender of a photocopier? Wonder no more, the answers to all
your gender questions are here.

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are either male

or female.

Below are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see

right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to

warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong ones.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often

over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you

have to light a fire under them.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently

getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking

up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female, because, over time, all the weight shifts to

the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all,

and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. You probably thought it would be male, but

consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
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