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Old 02-07-11, 04:02   #1
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No Idea recently,i was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D

recently,i was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D

age activated attention deficit disorder,this is how it manifests:

i decide to water my garden.

as i turn on the hose in the driveway, i look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

as i start toward the garage, i notice that there is mail on the porch table that i brought up from the mailbox earlier.

i decide to go though the mail before i wash the car.

i lay my car key down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,notice that the can if full.

so, i decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

but then i think, since im going to be near the mailbox, when i take out the garbage anyway, i may as well pay the bills first.

i take my checkbook off the table, and see there's only one check left. my extra checks are in my desk in the study, so i go inside the house to my desk where i find the can of coke that i had been drinking.

i'm going to look for my checks, but first i need to push the coke aside so i don't accidentally knock it over. i see the coke is getting warm, and decide i should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

as i head toward the kitchen with the coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need watered.

i set the coke down on the counter, and i discover my reading glasses that i've been searching for all morning.

i decide i better put them back on my desk, but first i'm gonna water the flowers.

i set the glasses back down on the counter, fill the container with water and suddenly i spot the tv remote. someone left it on the kitchen table.

i realize that tonight when we go to watch tv, i will be looking for the remote, but i wont remember that its on the kitchen table, so i decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first ill water the flowers.

i pour some water in the glowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.so, i set the remote back down on the table, get some towels to wipe up the spill.

then, i head down the hall trying to remember what i was planning to do,

at the end of the day:

---the car isnt washed.

---the bills arent paid

---there is a warm can of coke sitting on the counter,

---the flowers dont have enough water,

---there is still only one check in the checkbook,

---i cant find the remote,

---i cant find my glasses,

---and i dont remember what i did with the car keys,

then, when i try to figure out why nothing got done today, i'm really baffled because i know i was busy allday and im really tired.

i realize this is a serious problem, and ill try to get some help for it, but first i'll check my email.

do me a favor, will you? forward this message to everyone you know, because i dont remember to whom it has been sent.

dont laugh -- if this isnt you yet, your day is coming!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY,GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL,LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC. P.S. i just remembered I LEFT THE WATER RUNNING IN THE DRIVEWAY!
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