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Ladybbird 29-06-11 22:53

Have a Good Laugh- Funny Signs & Updates
 



Subject: Signs


Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

ferez 30-06-11 14:07

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Very good, thanks.

ferez

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:30

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Seating in the rear
Location: Brattleboro, Vermont

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:31

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...9_1732177i.jpg
Major roadworks
Location: Cork, Ireland

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:32

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...6_1732174i.jpg
Gag-uette
Location: unknown
Spotted by: Will Hyams

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:33

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...5_1732166i.jpg
A cracking place to live
Location: Aveyron, France
Spotted by: Lou Maitland-Hudson

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:34

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...5_1732172i.jpg
A soft touch
Location: Hong Kong
Spotted by: Paul Rutherford

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:34

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...0_1732160i.jpg
Highway robbery
Location: Arizona

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:35

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...4_1732171i.jpg

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:35

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...4_1732165i.jpg
Levelling the playing field
Location: Plymouth

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:36

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...2_1732162i.jpg
Between a rock and a crap place
Location: Devon UK

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:36

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...3_1732170i.jpg
Early bird
Location: Cyprus

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:37

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...1_1732161i.jpg
Bring and buy
Location: France

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:37

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...6_1732167i.jpg
All roads lead to Spain
Location: Gibraltar

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:38

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...3_1732163i.jpg
Potty
Location: Spain
Spotted by: Julian Booth

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:39

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...7_1732168i.jpg
The world's smallest hotel
Location: Chongqing, China

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:39

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...7_1732175i.jpg
Happy shopper
Location: Smithfield, Virginia

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:40

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...1_1732159i.jpg
Honest appraisal
Location: Vancouver

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:41

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...9_1726339i.jpg

Windy city
Location: Soro, Denmark
Spotted by: Phil Smart

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:42

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...b_1726340i.jpg
Monsters, Sync
Location: Chongqing, China

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:44

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...1_1726352i.jpg
Fly by night
Location: Algarve, Portugal

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:45

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...2_1726350i.jpg
Loo got to be kidding
Location: Marwells Zoo, Wiltshire UK

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:46

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...6_1726345i.jpg
Toirets syndrome
Location: Sapporo, Japan

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:46

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...b_1726347i.jpg

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:47

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...7_1726342i.jpg

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:47

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...a_1726341i.jpg
Beardie weirdie
Location: Badaling, China

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:48

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...a_1726348i.jpg

Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:48

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k 119

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Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:49

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Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:49

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Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:50

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Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:50

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Ladybbird 02-07-11 21:51

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Another selection of strange signs sent in by readers on their travels.
Pretty vacant
Location: Kyoto

ferez 26-07-11 09:19

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http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/4403/museum.jpg

ferez :umm:

pop 26-07-11 23:55

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The spain round about made me laugh :)


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