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FreaknDavid 14-03-15 13:58

Never Send a Woman To The Hardware Store
 
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

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He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Hardware and pick up a hinge.

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Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer,

her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

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When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"


The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?!"

Mary paused for a moment..... and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet.."



This is why you can't send a woman to Home Hardware!


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