Having Lunch
 

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Two older women were having lunch together while discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you. I'm getting a boob-job."

The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my arse-hole bleached!"

"Oh! dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"