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Old 20-12-14, 22:54   #1
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I have always questioned whether Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Las Vegas Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

After I sat down, Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Again he came back and laid his hands on me , and repeated the same thing and again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, he was right, my car had been stolen!
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