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FreaknDavid 04-06-14 13:02

You Might Be a Redneck If---
 
Any time your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the ground.

Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side.

You can't take a bath in the winter 'cause the stream is frozen.

You only bathe when it rains.

You think "Dueling Banjos" is classical music.

You refer to the Surgeon General's Warning on a pack of cigarettes as your medical encyclopedia.

You go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts.

You're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.

You think 'possum is the "other white meat".

Your husband spray paints the upholstery of your car to make it look new.


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