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3 Parrots
3 Parrots for sale, £100, £200 and £15.
Woman asks pet shop owner, Why is the £15 parrot so cheap ? Shopkeeper replies, Because it used to live in a brothel " The woman thinks this is funny so she buys the parrot. When she gets it home the parrot says, F*** me a new brothel " The woman laughs. Her 2 daughters come home and the parrot says, F*** me new prossies " The girls laugh. The husband comes home and the parrot says, F*** me, Keith, I haven't seen you for ages. |
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