3 Parrots
 

3 Parrots for sale, £100, £200 and £15.
Woman asks pet shop owner, Why is the £15 parrot so cheap ?
Shopkeeper replies, Because it used to live in a brothel "
The woman thinks this is funny so she buys the parrot.
When she gets it home the parrot says, F*** me a new brothel "
The woman laughs.
Her 2 daughters come home and the parrot says, F*** me new prossies "
The girls laugh.
The husband comes home and the parrot says, F*** me, Keith, I haven't seen you for ages.