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Old 22-04-14, 11:40   #1
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Three Ladies in a Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER,
AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER
THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,
'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.
NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING
JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER PURPOSELY HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS
AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID .....
WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT .....
I'M GETTING A FAX!!

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Got to love the old gals !!!!
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