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Teacher and Student Funny Conversation..

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare
Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Son or Moon?
Student: Of course Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it..
Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Student: Facebooking
Teacher: No! I mean what will you Become?
Student: Admin of Facebook pages
Teacher: O My God! I Mean what will you Achieve when you grow up?
Student: Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher: Idiot! I Mean what will you do for you Parents ?
Student: I create a page for them on FacebooK."I Luv Mom and Dad".
Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from U? :@
Student: My Facebook password.
Teacher: Oh God!