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Big Grin Defining a Woman's Personality Based on What She Drinks

Bartenders were asked if they could define a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.


The results:


WOMEN'S DRINKS / WHO THEY ARE:



Drink: Beer

Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool



Drink: Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.



Drink: Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......



Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.



Drink: White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is......this should be an easy target.



Drink: Shots

Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.

Nothing to do but wait; but be careful not to make her mad!



Drink: Tequila

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




MEN'S DRINKS / WHO THEY ARE

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that this will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress to get laid.

White Zinfandel: No man drinks white zinfandel
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