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Red Skelton’s Recipe For The Perfect Marriage
Red Skelton’s Recipe For The Perfect Marriage
-------------------------------------------------------- A Well-Known Routine of Red Skelton’s. ---------------------------------------------------- Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a ittle beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. I take my wife everywhere..... but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake." She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" .... The driver said "No, jump in!" Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her. The last fight was my fault though! My wife asked "What’s on the TV?" I said "Dust!" |
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