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Big Grin Adult joke-Alcohol taster

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"Itís red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"Thatís correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"Itís red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"Itís a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you donít give me the job, Iíll tell whoís the father!"
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