Top 10 indicators that your employer has changed to obama's health care plan
 

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(09) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(08) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(07) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(06) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(05) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Good will last month.

(04) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(03) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."

(02) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(01) You receive your notice that you are now a part time employee instead of full time.