The ABCs for Seniors
A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. H is high blood pressure - I'd rather it low; I is for incisions with scars you can show... J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L is for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow! P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few. Just give me a pill, and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy , is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; there is bells in my ears! U is for urinary; big troubles with flow; V is for vertigo, that is 'dizzy,' you know. W is for worry, NOW what is going 'round? X is X ray, and what might be found. Y is another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest that I still have -- in my mind. :whistle: |
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