Children`s Sermon
 

A Catholic priest was presenting a children's sermon. During the
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can
also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........

The priest called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a
resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the
doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the
service to continue.