Studying Law
 

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied in a loud voice:

"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"


All the students in the library started staring at the guy;


he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.


After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and
said with a laugh:


"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.


I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"


The guy then responded in a loud voice:


"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"


All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.


The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."