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Chuckle For Today

A cleaning woman was applying for a new job. She was asked why she left her last employment and she replied:
“Yes sir, the wages were good but it was the most ridiculous place I have ever worked. They played a game called BRIDGE. And the other night, a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say “We have nothing on.” He then told his partner to lay down and let’s see what you’ve got. Another man said, “I’ve got strength but not much length.” I pretty near dropped dead when a lady said “You forced me! You jumped me twice when you didn’t have strength enough for a good raise.” Another lady was talking about protecting her honor. Two other ladies were talking and one said. “It’s my turn to play with your husband while you play with mine.” Well, I just got my hat and coat, and as I was leaving I hope to die if one of them didn’t say, “Well, I guess we can all go home now. That was our last rubber!”