Dragons
 

A father has three daughters that are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, ''Who do you wish to marry?

She says, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest.''

He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest.''

He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same thing: ''Who do you wish to marry?'' She replies, ''I wish to marry the man with one draggin' on the floor!''