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FreaknDavid 12-02-13 14:58

Forgot My Glasses
 
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my
time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the
guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a
parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 75 years old and you're going to
start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership
to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five
jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.


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