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FreaknDavid · 05-02-13, 13:07

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

bobo · 05-02-13, 22:36

I sure hope you're not talking from experience here FD, lol. Problem is I would be tempted to try a few out myself.

FreaknDavid · 05-02-13, 22:45

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Originally Posted by bobo

I sure hope you're not talking from experience here FD, lol. Problem is I would be tempted to try a few out myself.

lol--beleave me, I`ve been tempted a few times. I did tell one cop-" I guess you don`t have anything else better to do". He got a little mad at me & told me if I said anything else, I`d go to jail.

Ladybbird · 08-02-13, 19:25

Dont you believe him bobo, Freak still hasnt paid me back the bail money I paid to get him out!

FreaknDavid · 08-02-13, 20:47

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Originally Posted by Ladybbird

Dont you believe him bobo, Freak still hasnt paid me back the bail money I paid to get him out!

Oh--It was you that got me out ?

lol

Ladybbird · 17-02-13, 01:24

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Originally Posted by FreaknDavid

Oh--It was you that got me out ?

lol

You know very well it was me.

Im taking you in front of Judge Judy to make you pay me that bail $$ you owe me....

FreaknDavid · 17-02-13, 11:25

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Originally Posted by Ladybbird

You know very well it was me.

Im taking you in front of Judge Judy to make you pay me that bail $$ you owe me....

Judge Judy ? Oh no----

I`m in trouble now ! But--you can`t squeeze Blood out of a turnip--lol.

Ladybbird · 17-02-13, 16:06

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Originally Posted by FreaknDavid

Judge Judy ? Oh no----

I`m in trouble now ! But--you can`t squeeze Blood out of a turnip--lol.

I have noticed that you type very slowly, maybe its because of all those heavy gold rings you wear on all your fingers. So why dont you sell some of those and pay me back?? and while you are at it, you should remove the big thick one from your nose, cos its starting to rust.

FreaknDavid · 17-02-13, 16:35

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Originally Posted by Ladybbird

I have noticed that you type very slowly, maybe its because of all those heavy gold rings you wear on all your fingers. So why dont you sell some of those and pay me back?? and while you are at it, you should remove the big thick one from your nose, cos its starting to rust.

You must be thinking of someone else. I don`t have those things.
My fingers & nose are bare--& clean, too !

Besides, I got you some real expensive Hoop Earrings, remember?. I made sure they were big enough so you could stick your ankles through them.

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FreaknDavid Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: In The Hills of Tennessee Posts: 6,631 Thanks: 7,332 Thanked 7,261 Times in 4,751 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5	Don`t Say This To a Cop The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? 17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. 16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 14. Bad cop. No donut. 13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? 12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops? 10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? 9. I pay your salary 8. So uh, you on the take or what? 7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning. 6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me. 4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist. 3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. 2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum. 1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches? __________________ Rock Out With DreamTeamDownloads1-The Best Place To Be For Downloads. You Can Help the site If You Donate, Please Click Here: DONATE Thank You For Your Support & Membership To DTD1.

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bobo Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 1,919 Thanks: 1,827 Thanked 2,060 Times in 1,067 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 6	Re: Don`t Say This To a Cop I sure hope you're not talking from experience here FD, lol. Problem is I would be tempted to try a few out myself.

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Ladybbird Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 47,563 Thanks: 27,627 Thanked 14,458 Times in 10,262 Posts Awards Showcase Total Awards: 8	Re: Don`t Say This To a Cop Dont you believe him bobo, Freak still hasnt paid me back the bail money I paid to get him out! __________________ PUTIN TRUMP & Netanyahu Will Meet in HELL ..................*SHARKS are Closing in on TRUMP*.......................... *TRUMP WARNS; 'There'll Be a Bloodbath* If I Don't Get Elected'..MAGA - MyAssGotArrested...IT's COMING** PLEASE HELP THIS SITE..Click DONATE & Thanks to ALL Members of ... 1.. THIS SITE IS MORE THAN JUST WAREZ...& TO STOP SPAM-IF YOU WANT TO POST, YOUR FIRST POST MUST BE IN WELCOMES

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