Question & Answer: The Clinton`s
Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose. Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The Clintons' hair styles have in common? A: They both look like the work of a butcher. Q: If The Clinton's were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents? A: Possibly, Bill might have made Jethro's acquaintance in the 6th grade. Q: Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair? A: He won't pay her $300. Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton? A: His face. Q: What is the Arkansas state flower? A: Gennifer. Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge. Q: What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp? A: One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other's a fish. Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase. Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"? A: "Trust me." Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam. Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes. Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one. Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues. |
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