Go Back   DreamTeamDownloads1, FTP Help, Movies, Bollywood, Applications, etc. & Mature Sex Forum, Rapidshare, Filefactory, Freakshare, Rapidgator, Turbobit, & More MULTI Filehosts > General > Humour

Humour Have a good joke Share it here!

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hallo to All Members. As you can see we regularly Upgrade our Servers, (Sorry for any Downtime during this). We also have added more Forums to help you with many things and for you to enjoy. We now need you to help us to keep this site up and running. This site works at a loss every month and we appeal to you to donate what you can. If you would like to help us, then please just send a message to any Member of Staff for info on how to do this,,,, & Thank You for Being Members of this site.
Post New ThreadReply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 28-10-12, 19:08   #1
Myk
Visiting Staff/Admin
 
Myk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: U.K
Posts: 10,677
Thanks: 330
Thanked 1,813 Times in 1,105 Posts
Myk has a brilliant futureMyk has a brilliant futureMyk has a brilliant futureMyk has a brilliant futureMyk has a brilliant futureMyk has a brilliant futureMyk has a brilliant futureMyk has a brilliant futureMyk has a brilliant futureMyk has a brilliant futureMyk has a brilliant future
Wink Free meat

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day
when a young woman, with a baby in her arms,
entered his butcher shop and confronted him with
the news that the baby was his and asked what was
he going to do about it?

Finally he offered to provide her with free meat
until the boy was 16. She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his
calender, and one day the teenager who had been
collecting the meat each week, came into the shop
and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've
been counting too, tell your mother, when you
take this parcel of meat home, that it is the
last free meat she'll get, and watch the
expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the
butcher and tell him I have also had free bread,
free milk, and free groceries for the last 16
years and watch the expression on HIS face!"
__________________

Myk is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiTweet this Post!
Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Myk For This Useful Post:
bobo (28-10-12), FreaknDavid (29-10-12), oscar (28-10-12)
Post New ThreadReply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
SEO by vBSEO 3.5.2
Designed by: vBSkinworks