Financial Planning
 

Dan was a single guy living at home with his
father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit
a fortune when his sickly father died, he
decided he needed to find a wife with whom
to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he
spotted the most beautiful woman he had
ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said
to her, "but in just a few years my father will
die and I will inherit $200 million".

Impressed, the woman asked for his business
card and three days later, she became his
stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial
planning than men.