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Default Funniest Valentine Cards & Make Your Own

Hilarious Valentines





It’s never too late to let that special someone know how you feel about them with these elementary school-style geek valentines. Send them off on Valentine’s day as E-cards, or print them out and share them, and make somebody smile.
Just like last year, here’s our special set of Valentines, chock full of bad puns and geeky references. Download our set of ten ready-made Valentines for sharing with that special guy or gal in your life.


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Check Out the Individual Valentines



















Why Not Make Your Own?






If you have your own silly ideas, personalize a few for the special people in your life.






Thanks to Geek Eric Z Goodnight

Image Credit: All images used without permission, assumed fair use. Sexy Garrus ©2010-2012 *batchix, assumed fair use.

It’s incredibly easy to make your own if you follow our instructions in
post two of this thread.

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Default Re: Funniest Valentine Cards & Make Your Own



This is the simple method to make your own custom Valentines, as well as download a set of eleven ready-made ones any guy or gal should be delighted get. It’s amore!


How the HTG Custom Valentines Were Made In Photoshop




A size we’ve used for all of our Valentines is a 3” x 4” at 150 dpi. This is fairly low resolution for print, but makes a great graphic to email.



With your new image open, Navigate to Edit > Fill and fill your background layer with a rich, red color (or whatever appeals to you.)
By setting “Use” to “Foreground color as shown above, you’ll paint whatever foreground color you have in your
color picker.



Press
to select the text tool. Set a few text objects, using whatever fonts appeal to you.



Copy an image from the internet if you’re confident your sweetie won’t mind a bit of fair use of copyrighted imagery.





to do a free transform on your image, sizing it to whatever dimensions work best for your design.



Right click your newly added image layer in your panel and Choose “Blending Effects” to pick a Layer Style. “Stroke” with this setting adds a black line around your image.



Also turning on “Outer Glow” with this setting puts a dark black shadow around the top and bottom (and sides, although they are hidden).



Add some more text. Double entendre is recommended.




Click and hold down on the “Rectangle Tool” to get the “Custom Shape Tool.” The custom shape tool has useful vector shapes built into it. Find the “Shape” dropdown in the menu to find the heart image.



Click and drag to create a vector heart shape in your image.



Your layers panel is where you can change the color, if it happens to use the wrong one at first. Click the color swatch in your panel, highlighted in blue above.






will transform your vector heart. You can also use it to rotate, if you like.



Add some details, like this Power or Standby symbol, which can be found in symbol fonts, taken from images online, or drawn by hand. Your Valentine is now ready to be saved as a JPG or PNG and sent to the object of your affection! Keep reading to see a list of 11 downloadable How-To Geek Valentines, including this one and the three from the header image.

Download The HTG Set of Valentines























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