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Old 13-04-11, 16:52   #1
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A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight
> weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas. He walked straight up
> to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your
> ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich"
>
> The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know
> that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest
> ladies, plus a three-course meal??"
>
> The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny.... I'm homesick
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