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photostill · 16-08-12, 17:23

photostill · 17-08-12, 16:43

Hmmm, who's this? Let's see...mudder truck, rifle, pickin' musical instrument, drunk with no clothes on...

Why yes...It's our superhero...Redneck Man!

Ladybbird · 18-08-12, 19:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by photostill

Hmmm, who's this? Let's see...mudder truck, rifle, pickin' musical instrument, drunk with no clothes on...

Why yes...It's our superhero...Redneck Man!

Are you sure its a man??? he/it has quite biggest wotsits

Ladybbird · 18-08-12, 19:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by oscar

Yup, I are one...lol

Hey oscar, so great to see you posting again, I do hope you are doing well my dear friend xx

photostill · 19-08-12, 16:38

photostill · 20-08-12, 17:03

Crippled Air Conditioner?

Ladybbird · 20-08-12, 21:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by photostill

Crippled Air Conditioner?

Actually it looks a bit like mine, better even....mine is tied up with rope....

photostill · 21-08-12, 15:26

photostill · 22-08-12, 17:32

photostill · 23-08-12, 18:28

photostill · 24-08-12, 14:55

photostill · 25-08-12, 16:16

The photoshopped Robert E. Lee.

Dearest Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where
we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles
of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because
the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when
they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen
them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time
for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off
and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because
it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like
your brother.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull
him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned
for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom

photostill · 26-08-12, 15:41

I look at this and remember some saying about the 5 P's that needed practicing here.

Ladybbird · 26-08-12, 18:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by photostill

The photoshopped Robert E. Lee.

Dearest Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where
we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles
of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because
the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when
they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen
them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time
for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off
and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because
it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like
your brother.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull
him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned
for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom

Now that is the best one yet!

Thanks PS

photostill · 27-08-12, 15:22

Rednecks will make a mudder outta anything.

photostill · 28-08-12, 16:02

photostill · 29-08-12, 17:28

Capt'n, she'll nay stay together if we can't give er more air.

photostill · 30-08-12, 09:47

Who else would want to use it?

photostill · 31-08-12, 17:31

Always wanted a cat house...
er... maybe that came out wrong.

photostill · 01-09-12, 15:38

Nope, ain't wore out yet.

photostill · 02-09-12, 13:55

Ladybbird · 02-09-12, 20:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by photostill

Who else would want to use it?

They prob need the handlebars to keep themselves upright, after they have had a few beers....

photostill · 03-09-12, 08:35

photostill · 04-09-12, 17:31

Redneck beauty pageant contestant

Ladybbird · 05-09-12, 03:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by photostill

Redneck beauty pageant contestant

oooooo is that your new girlfriend then?

photostill · 05-09-12, 03:24

Nope, I tend to think that is one of them thar exhibitionists (or may extortionist as in pay me to go away) they talk about.

oscar · 05-09-12, 12:02

Looks like my neighbor

photostill · 05-09-12, 18:19

photostill · 06-09-12, 18:40

Redneck wedding announcement

photostill · 07-09-12, 12:38

FreaknDavid · 08-09-12, 01:05

Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training

photostill · 08-09-12, 05:18

FreaknDavid · 09-09-12, 15:57

Redneck Flat Screen TV :

photostill · 09-09-12, 16:19

oscar · 09-09-12, 18:01

Now that's smart cookin!

FreaknDavid · 10-09-12, 04:32

Ladybbird · 10-09-12, 08:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreaknDavid

Now that cracked me up Freak, how & where do you find them???

FreaknDavid · 10-09-12, 10:41

Redneck Bar Stool:

photostill · 10-09-12, 22:42

For those that find this as difficult to read as I did, I took the time to fetch up what it said through a photoeditor.

Sex Test For Rednecks

A menstrual cycle has three wheels
Asphalt describes rectal problems
A G string is part of a fiddle
Semen is a term for sailors
Testicles are found on an Octopus
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit
Masturbate is used to catch large fish
Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke
A condom is a large apartment complex
An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir
A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry
An erection is when Japanese people vote

FreaknDavid · 10-09-12, 22:49

Wow--What a Limo.

photostill · 11-09-12, 01:30

photostill · 11-09-12, 20:31

Mobile computing Redneck Style

photostill · 13-09-12, 02:40

photostill · 13-09-12, 19:04

photostill · 15-09-12, 22:22

Left my good sunglasses at home...errr...yah, that's it.

Ladybbird · 15-09-12, 23:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreaknDavid

Redneck Bar Stool:

Yeah and the transport to get him there..

oscar · 16-09-12, 00:49

Ha, that's how I get around at home...lol

Ladybbird · 16-09-12, 01:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by oscar

Ha, that's how I get around at home...lol

Gee oscar you sure are dragging your headache out, you mean you are still not walking yet???

I am going backwards.... short term memory is failing.

How are you doing my dear friend? you and I are miracles for sure.

oscar · 16-09-12, 01:21

uh, I had more than just a headache...lol...I am walking with a cane & that's something I was not supposed to do again...lol

Ladybbird · 16-09-12, 01:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by oscar

uh, I had more than just a headache...lol...I am walking with a cane & that's something I was not supposed to do again...lol

I know what your "headache" was, I had the same remember. As I said I am going backwards, some days I cannot walk too well. But you seem to be getting better in leaps and bounds

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photostill The Enigma Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 9,977 Thanks: 3,009 Thanked 1,524 Times in 928 Posts	Re: PHOTOS -Life of a Redneck The photoshopped Robert E. Lee. Dearest Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened. Your Favorite Aunt, Mom __________________ You can help this site, by clicking on the link below to buy a Premium Account. & Thank you for helping us. Click;

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