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Old 12-10-11, 22:39   #1
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Big Grin Little Bruce and Jenny

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years

old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want

to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's
father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to

him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
and

I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was

just the cutest thing,

Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only

10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think

about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room.
It's

bigger than mine and we can both fit in there nicely."

Still thinking

this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then

how

will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support

Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes

five bucks a week
and

I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should

do

us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed. Bruce has put so much

thought into this.

"Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything

figured out. I just have one more
question. What will you do if the two of you should have little

children of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,

"Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the

little **** is adorable.
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