Redneck home security system
Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.
Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back |
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