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Default Consider these 3 thoughts......

(1) Zero Gravity

When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in

zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in

zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below

freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil....
Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

(2) Our Constitution???

'They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .

Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using

it anymore.'

(3) Ten Commandments???

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post
'Thou Shalt Not Steal,'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and
'Thou Shall Not Lie',
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians

It creates a hostile work environment.
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