My Dad
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 86). and still very quick witted!
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. ... The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ..... "I got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you are my kid." |
Re: My Dad
What Can I say oscar? :yourfunny: and so was that joke :thumb:
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