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Old 14-09-11, 15:14   #1
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Big Grin Purina Dog Food Diet

Yesterday at Wal-Mart I was buying 2 large bags of Purina Dog Chow for my 2 large dogs. I was in the check-out line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no I didnít have a dog, but that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I told her I probably shouldnít because last time Iíd ended up in the hospital! Iíd lost 50 pounds when I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVís in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina dog food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I thought Iíd try it again. By this time everyone in this line (and others) was now enthralled with my weight loss story. Horrified, she asked if I was in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no Ė I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setterís ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! Wal-Mart wonít let me shop there anymore!
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