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Old 08-09-11, 13:04   #1
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Default 70th Birthday

Last week, she checked into a motel on her
70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of
those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling
himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills
flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right
places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and
she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled bum....

She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

“Good evening, ma'am, how may I help
you?” . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she
hesitated, she rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage.
I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I
should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want
is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys,
rubber, leather, whips,everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up,
cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I' m
ready!! Now how does that sound?”


He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for
an outside line.”
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