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Beware of dating sites because what you see might not be what you get!
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Very very clever, great post!!! I know this IS TRUE, we know a woman here that wanted to look good on her pics on skype and around the web and she doctored her pics so she looked really beautiful and guys that came here to meet her, were very angry cos in fact she was 30yrs older and looked like an old hag. That is really true!

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Got so where you can't trust pictures anymore, eh? It's amazing what can be done with a photoeditor in skilled hands.

But the ladies that are stars have one advantage here. They are using professional makeup artists. They are called artists for a reason. When you get rid of all the makeup, is when you really find out what folks look like. For those guys looking for the perfect looking chick I would remind them, it isn't looks you are going to have to live with. Lots of ladies that think they are the cat's meow, have serious personality problems.
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