The art of girls seduction
-------------- The art of girls seduction ----------------- A help site for males that need advice on picking up girls. http://englishrussia.com/images/newi...pinfaces-9.jpg This guy is a bit of a coward in dealing with ladies. Here’s what he wrote about himself: “A couple of times I tried to make an acquaintance with girls but every time I lacked the courage. Once I decide to approach the girl, the heart starts beating wildly, I choke, hands get pale. Well, I cant’ withstand such a stress. Actually I’m quite sociable… The problem is I can’t make acquaintances.” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-10.jpg This guy got the following reply from “specialists”: “Lack of style. Clothes are tasteless. Go to the gym. Immediately!” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-11.jpg Modern frail teenagers persistently emphasize their feebleness with the help of homosexual jeans. That’s what this guy says about it: “I’m wearing tight jeans not because of the trend but only because I think they are more comfortable than the ordinary ones.” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-12.jpg Young Casanova asks: “What hairstyle can you advise me???? Plz)” Pickup artists’ answer is clear as usual: “Go to the stylist and decide together with him. None of us can help you here.” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-13.jpg “Guys, aloha http://englishrussia.com/wp-includes...icon_smile.gif I would like to hear your criticism of my appearance. I’m 15 years old, height – 183 cm, weight – 70 kg. ” (For those who don’t know, “aloha” is a Hawaiian greeting). http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-14.jpg This Lovelace is a bit of a coward as well: “I haven”t yet succeeded in making acquaintances. The main problem is terrible self-doubt. Seeing a girl I’m scared so much that usually pass her by. Even though I come to her, I start talking nonsense stumbling over every word… As usual, I make acquaintances in supermarkets, on the streets, occasionally in cafes.” Girls, admit you’re melting under his look? No wonder, the years of training in front of a mirror. http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-15.jpg This guy lives in Belgium. He says: “To be honest, such a style is ideal for making acquaintances. You stand out from a crowd, and it’s much easier for the girl to start a conversation with you. She can say: “You’re looking good” or “I like your tie”. http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/.../s640x480.jpeg A 28-year-old man (yes, there are not only teenagers on that site) says that he has problems with his hairstyle. He gets an answer from a wormed into the camp of the enemy lady: “If I were you I would think about the hairstyle the least of all if I had THIS in my wardrobe! One should love and respect himself!” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-17.jpg “I’m 22 years old. I have recently returned from the army and now feel I am a real man (or is that my delusional hallucination?). I wish surrounding people to feel it too.” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-18.jpg Senior colleagues ask: “What’s the matter with your face?” The answer is: “I try to do something with my skin but nothing helps. As for the bristle, it results from recent drunken times))” http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/.../00074h4c.jpeg “Looking at me, girls always think I’m younger than my age. And only after talking to me, they realize that were mistaken about my age. I try to look older – I choose adult shoes, semi-classical style. I’m 17 years old. But girls give me 15. I’m 185 cm tall, and my physique is quite lean so I usually try to hide it under the clothes. “ http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-20.jpg “I started going to the gym. On some photos I’m unshaven, but actually I shave and moreover epilate the hair between eyebrows as well))))” (Men, do not let your wives and daughters go alone to the shopping centers). http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-21.jpg And this guy is sad because of his terrible obesity: “Since recently, I started feeling that there’s something wrong in my appearance. There is a feeling that I’m fat, that haircut is ugly… So, tell me what you think. I am 15 years old, my height – 176 cm, weight – 58 kg.” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-22.jpg “I’m 23 (soon 24!) and I’m quite satisfied with my appearance except for my jeans. They are terrible, besides I wear a trouser belt with them. The problem is I can not find the new ones – I do not like any of them, or maybe I just understand nothing in them. And what else can I wear besides jeans? Trousers? – I’ll be like a nerd. Shorts? – Not my style. I’m too tall and thin to wear shorts. I’m also financially limited and have only 4.000 rubles ($133) to buy jeans and a belt. I’ll certainly listen to any criticism of my appearance and remember everything you will advise me. But at the moment (and in the next 2-3 months) I can only afford jeans and a belt.” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-23.jpg “I don’t go to the gym. No, no and no. It’s my principle. I don’t want that. I decided to be what I’m now and everything’s fine.” (Bet, a dozen a heap of cosmetics and spare panties are in the bag) http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-24.jpg “I would like to know what color would make my style more efficient for seduction. And what hairstyle can you advise me?” Seasoned dudes answer: “Several words about your style: you don’t have one. In this shirt you look like an infantile person.” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-25.jpg “17 years old, weight – 70 kg. I wish to look older and want more classical or casual clothes.” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-26.jpg Experienced pickup artists give the young man quite a reasonable piece of advice: “Children’s shoes. Hold your back straight. The chest is forward.” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-27.jpg Another piece of advice: “Immediately start growing hair. Excuse my frankness but your skull does not allow you to be bald.” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-28.jpg One of the comments: “I think you should depilate your shoulders… “The guy is not offended at all: “Noted it. Soon will buy an epilator.” http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/...s640x4801.jpeg One more monster of communication: “”Hi everyone. I would like to hear your opinion on my style and hairstyle in particular… I’ve already tried many. Some say, short hair is better-looking, others prefer the long one…” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-30.jpg And this guy got not very friendly answers from “professionals” (perhaps, they recognized a competitor). “The first impression: a nerd who loves books, chess and the Internet”. “1. A masturbator 2. A satisfied masturbator 3. A photo-mystery. “Do something with your face. Acne around your mouth and the expression of your face cause disgust.” “Dull sh$t in no matter what clothes will always be the same dull sh$t http://englishrussia.com/wp-includes...icon_smile.gif ” http://media.englishrussia.com/newim...infaces-31.jpg “Dude, first of all cut off your hair. Sorry, but you are really like an $sshole))” “Your jacket sucks”. “Judging by the photo, you have a narrow circle of acquaintances. Bet, your friends all are younger than you and you don’t have a girlfriend because of your self-doubt.” |
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