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BaZZa101 07-09-11 13:00

The art of girls seduction
 
-------------- The art of girls seduction -----------------
A help site for males that need advice on picking up girls.




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This guy is a bit of a coward in dealing with ladies. Here’s what he wrote about himself:
“A couple of times I tried to make an acquaintance with girls but every time I lacked the courage.
Once I decide to approach the girl, the heart starts beating wildly,
I choke, hands get pale. Well, I cant’ withstand such a stress. Actually I’m quite sociable…
The problem is I can’t make acquaintances.”

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This guy got the following reply from “specialists”: “Lack of style.
Clothes are tasteless. Go to the gym. Immediately!”

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Modern frail teenagers persistently emphasize their feebleness with the help of homosexual jeans.
That’s what this guy says about it: “I’m wearing tight jeans not because of the trend but only
because I think they are more comfortable than the ordinary ones.”

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Young Casanova asks:
“What hairstyle can you advise me???? Plz)” Pickup artists’ answer is clear as usual:
“Go to the stylist and decide together with him. None of us can help you here.”

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“Guys, aloha http://englishrussia.com/wp-includes...icon_smile.gif I would like to hear your criticism of my appearance. I’m 15 years old,
height – 183 cm, weight – 70 kg. ”
(For those who don’t know, “aloha” is a Hawaiian greeting).

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This Lovelace is a bit of a coward as well:
“I haven”t yet succeeded in making acquaintances. The main problem is terrible self-doubt.
Seeing a girl I’m scared so much that usually pass her by. Even though I come to her,
I start talking nonsense stumbling over every word… As usual, I make acquaintances
in supermarkets, on the streets, occasionally in cafes.”

Girls, admit you’re melting under his look?
No wonder, the years of training in front of a mirror.

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This guy lives in Belgium. He says:
“To be honest, such a style is ideal for making acquaintances. You stand out from a crowd,
and it’s much easier for the girl to start a conversation with you. She can say:
“You’re looking good” or “I like your tie”.

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A 28-year-old man (yes, there are not only teenagers on that site) says that he has
problems with his hairstyle. He gets an answer from a wormed into the camp of the enemy lady:
“If I were you I would think about the hairstyle the least of all if I had
THIS in my wardrobe! One should love and respect himself!”

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“I’m 22 years old. I have recently returned from the army and now feel I am a real man
(or is that my delusional hallucination?). I wish surrounding people to feel it too.”

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Senior colleagues ask:
“What’s the matter with your face?” The answer is:
“I try to do something with my skin but nothing helps. As for the bristle, it results from recent drunken times))”

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“Looking at me, girls always think I’m younger than my age. And only after talking to me,
they realize that were mistaken about my age. I try to look older – I choose adult shoes,
semi-classical style.
I’m 17 years old. But girls give me 15. I’m 185 cm tall, and my physique is quite lean
so I usually try to hide it under the clothes. “

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“I started going to the gym. On some photos I’m unshaven, but actually I shave
and moreover epilate the hair between eyebrows as well))))”

(Men, do not let your wives and daughters go alone to the shopping centers).

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And this guy is sad because of his terrible obesity:
“Since recently, I started feeling that there’s something wrong in my appearance.
There is a feeling that I’m fat, that haircut is ugly… So, tell me what you think.
I am 15 years old, my height – 176 cm, weight – 58 kg.”

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“I’m 23 (soon 24!) and I’m quite satisfied with my appearance except for my jeans.
They are terrible, besides I wear a trouser belt with them. The problem is I can not find the new ones –
I do not like any of them, or maybe I just understand nothing in them. And what else can
I wear besides jeans? Trousers? – I’ll be like a nerd. Shorts? – Not my style.
I’m too tall and thin to wear shorts. I’m also financially limited and have only 4.000 rubles ($133)
to buy jeans and a belt. I’ll certainly listen to any criticism of my appearance and
remember everything you will advise me. But at the moment (and in the next 2-3 months)
I can only afford jeans and a belt.”

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“I don’t go to the gym. No, no and no. It’s my principle.
I don’t want that. I decided to be what I’m now and everything’s fine.”
(Bet, a dozen a heap of cosmetics and spare panties are in the bag)

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“I would like to know what color would make my style more efficient for seduction.
And what hairstyle can you advise me?” Seasoned dudes answer: “Several words about your style:
you don’t have one. In this shirt you look like an infantile person.”

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“17 years old, weight – 70 kg. I wish to look older and want more classical or casual clothes.”

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Experienced pickup artists give the young man quite a reasonable piece of advice:
“Children’s shoes. Hold your back straight. The chest is forward.”

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Another piece of advice: “Immediately start growing hair.
Excuse my frankness but your skull does not allow you to be bald.”

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One of the comments: “I think you should depilate your shoulders… “The guy is not offended at all:
“Noted it. Soon will buy an epilator.”

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One more monster of communication:
“”Hi everyone. I would like to hear your opinion on my style and hairstyle in particular…
I’ve already tried many. Some say, short hair is better-looking, others prefer the long one…”

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And this guy got not very friendly answers from “professionals” (perhaps, they recognized a competitor).

“The first impression: a nerd who loves books, chess and the Internet”.
“1. A masturbator
2. A satisfied masturbator
3. A photo-mystery.
“Do something with your face.
Acne around your mouth and the expression of your face cause disgust.”

“Dull sh$t in no matter what clothes will always be the same dull sh$t http://englishrussia.com/wp-includes...icon_smile.gif

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“Dude, first of all cut off your hair. Sorry, but you are really like an $sshole))”

“Your jacket sucks”. “Judging by the photo, you have a narrow circle of acquaintances.
Bet, your friends all are younger than you and you don’t have a girlfriend because of your self-doubt.”


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