The Lion King
 

This is the true story of a Ford Garage Owner in New Mexico who gave his dog a haircut.

He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools, etc.
So he came up with this idea to give his Woofter a haircut. He put the word out that he had just purchased at great expense the new "Mexican Lion" that would attack anyone that tried to break in or climb his fence.
Would-be thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled the scene.

http://i.imgur.com/6gVYR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Qw5EJ.jpg


The dog's probably trying to figure out why his head's so hot and his butt's so cold.