the pharmacist
I was recently in a pharmacy, I noticed an old man and his daughter walking up to the window to pick up some medicine, the pharmacist handed them a package and told the daughter, its a suppository, does your father know what hes supposed to do with it, she nodded yes, and left. as they walked away the father asked, how am I supposed to take this? the daughter replied, Im not sure, the old man told her to go back and ask, she said, but I dont want the pharmacist to get mad. reluctantly, she went back to the window and asked. the pharmacist replied, just tell him to put in in his colon. so the girl tells her dad, just put it in your colon. confused, the old man says I dont know what that means, go back and ask him to explain it better, again she replies, I dont want him to get mad, just do what I say said the dad. so she asks again, whats he supposed to do with this? take this and insert it anally says the pharmacist. so she returns to her dad, and repeats the pharmacists instructions, and again, hes confused and obviously agitated, so he decides this time he will ask himself...so he marches over to the pharmacists window, and barks, what am I supposed to do with this big pill?? and this time the pharmacist yells back, "take that pill and shove it up your ass"!!! both embarrassed, they walk away quickly, and I heard the girl telling her dad, " I told you he was gonna get mad"
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