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It's in the range of 8 inches long .
The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes .
Is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for action.
It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at
the other.
In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes
quickly,into a warm , moist, fleshy opening, where it is thrusted in and
drawn out again and again, many times in succession, often accompanied by
squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing
sounds resulting from the well lubricated movements.
When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the
opening and some from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the the flowing and cleansing liquids have
ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready
for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax
twice or three times a day, but often much less.
As you should have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other
than your VERY OWN.......... TOOTHBRUSH.........
What were you thinking? You PERVERT !
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